"But You're Stann's Little Brother!"

Needless to say, a very good weekend, anytime you have a half day on Friday and then a day off on Monday how can you complain.

To get to the specifics, Friday I went downtown, Saturday I went to Hooters, Sunday I went to a lake, and Today I get to chill all day by myself...perfect.


Friday night wasn't anything special. I mean it was fun, but nothing special. Jerry had some of his Jersey boys come down to join us and so we went downtown and hung out. The group of people we went with aren't my typical go out on the dance floor and do work group of guys, so the night was more chill, which was good for me because I usually get tired on Friday nights. Only real highlight of the night was the high fives I was getting from random guys for knowing the group of girls dancing on the stage at the bar. They were actually Kerry and her friends but they were ALL cute, really cute. I even got a free drink for introducing this guy to one of them ha. It was cool "knowing" people at the bar again, even got us drink specials all night...I need to do some more networking so I can do that more often.

Saturday was our planned all day drinking and bbq day. So pretty much I showed up at Jerry's house at 11, blasted Stereo Love and made everyone get up and start drinking. And I showed up with a 30 and a fifth...I meant business. Throughout the day I invited various people over and it was an overall success. The title quote comes from a girl who did not go on to become 49, not yet at least. Pretty much she was a girl that Stann had hung out with in the past, and I guess knowing that he was a player she wasn't giving him any. For some reason she decided that I was more worth her time, that and I am pretty good at seducing people. In fact she even took the time to tell me mid hook up "You've already gotten further then he ever did" this is while I was fingering her. I swear I dunno why she would say that, is that supposed to turn me on or something? Sometimes girls are strange creatures indeed....Oh and for those of you who have never done it, hooking up mid-day while at a party is a good time. I just grabbed her, took her to the basement, threw her on the couch and then went to work. She went from being hesitant to, well not holding anything back ha ha. The best part about day hooking up is that you can go right back to the party and keep drinking. As a guy, if people know or guess what you've been doing you are greeted with smiles and high fives, so it was a walk of fame back into the party not our usual college walk of shame. After a couple more hours of drinking we went to our high school to shoot fireworks...yes that was a bad idea. And these were FOR REAL fireworks, like the kind that go into the sky and explode into different colors and what not, pretty sweet. The third to last firework misfired and destroyed the tube we were launching them from, which made for a pretty amazing display on the basketball court ha. Turns out the fireworks still do their whole explosion thing even when not a couple hundred feet in the air. Afterwards we decided to light the last two in a trashcan...also a bad idea...but also made for a very cool display. After our hardwork with the fireworks we decided to head to Hooters, which stays open to 1 am apparently. Half naked servers, $5 margaritas and wings, it was a win for all of us. Potential 49 then left so I called it a night.


Sunday morning I found myself driving to lake Sassafrass. Yup, not only does Maryland actually have lakes, but they have just as ridiculous names as the small ones in Michigan. There was no tubing or wake boarding for me this time, just floating coolers, circle of death with citrus Smirnoff, and PLENTY of beer. Laying out on the water was kinda nice, I see now why all you white friends like doing it so much, very relaxing. Unfortunately every girl there was literally wifed up already, so nothing exciting on that front to report, I did get to look at some nice eye candy though. As far as my sleeping situation for the night, I literally slept on the lake ha. I spent a good three hours in the night sleeping on a floating raft....yes i KNOW that was a bad idea, and the other three hours I slept in my car, which was surprisingly comfortable. If you're going to sleep in a car, don't go for the back seat, instead use the passenger seat fully reclined a very suitable place to sleep for a few hours.


Thats a good summary of the weekend, the average age of everyone I hung out with was 26 so that was a nice change from running into 18 year olds at Ricks ha.

If anyone is interested I'm about to start reading "How to win friends and Influence people" should be interesting and a book our boss wants us to ready "21 irrefutable laws of leadership"


Happy Fourth Everyone!