Happy Birthday...You're 19?!!?

First of all I would like to apologize for anyone who consistently reads my blog for not posting in awhile. I've been acting like a bratty girlfriend and doing the whole "well if you're not posting then I won't post" thing. I realize that my lazy roommates need me to lead by example and constantly update in order to inspire them to post more than once a month. With that being said, Here goes.


Second of all, but most importantly, I will not be taking my talents to AA for the first weekend of August. Short Story, I have a work trip that I won't be back from until Friday night. Flights to Mich just for that Saturday are currently 350, as much as I love you guys I'm not spending 350 just on a flight for one night. So that means we just have to push the date back to pretty much any other weekend.

Now that housekeeping is out of the way I can tell you guys a little bit about what I've been up to...and like the marauder map saying I've been "up to no good." Pretty much I've been working hard and playing hard. Thats my new philosophy to life. Work has been going great, I'm now starting to get a hang of this Sales thing and I've been doing pretty well for myself. This past week alone we've had an influx of very attractive girls entering the office. All this means is that well I've been a little bit distracted. I've been playing it slow, just because you can't really say "Hello" in the middle of the office, well I guess you could but it really wouldn't be professional. Two of the girls are interns, which means that they are getting ready to head back to school soon. So my mission, if I choose to accept it, is to get "close" to these interns before they head back to school. If you guys have ever seen me pick up girls outside of the bar, then you know I play the flirt from a distance game. Usually that means a facebook post here and there, a funny text message, or a laugh over a drink. Pretty much I build my Brand until I'm ready to go in for the kill. So specifically there is this one girl Kristen who is just about ready. What I mean by that is that she's just about ready for me to make my real move. A little about her, she is pretty much my typical college type. Big Boobs. Yeah that's about all I cared about for awhile in school. She's a cute girl don't get me wrong, but no matter what she wears all I can focus on is her boobs. We played kick ball the other day, and I purposely stood next to her in the outfield just to watch them bounce. Kinda creepy, yes, but it wouldn't be me if it wasn't creepy. I usually say that I don't like younger girls, and for the most part that's true. I mean I would never date someone who is less mature than me, did that before and it never works out. So in this case hooking up with someone I've decided that I really don't need to follow my standards. Now I've never really been a cradle robber, well until now. Kristen just had her 19th birthday on Thursday. Yes I said 19th birthday. That is a little over 6 months older than my younger brother. That is a girl going into her sophomore year of college. That is someone who is "barely legal." For those who like movie quotes " Thats the thing about high school girls, no matter how old I get, they stay the same age" or something like that, I'm really bad at movie quotes but you get the idea. So my first post back was to inform you guys that I have now officially lowered my standards, or lets be cool and say "Redefined" Of course when the day of infamy arrives I will tell you all about it.

In the mean time I recommend transformers 3, harry potter part 2 (don't expect it to be anywhere near as good as the book) and then captain america for anyone who's looking to see a good movie.


I will talk about this weekend as soon as I do something interesting.