"I ain't have sex in a long time..." That's my favorite line in Tyga's song off his mixtape "well done."
Why does it apply, well because since I broke up with Kerry I literally haven't had sex. I'm not saying that its a bad thing or that I'm particularly upset about it, it's just the longest stretch I can remember in a long time where I haven't gotten some. I wonder what this says about me, maybe I either don't have it anymore (kinda doubtful) or just maybe I've been soo busy with school/track that I haven't even stopped to think about it (more likely). This is a nice transition into most of my post topic...my Atlantic City trip.
My first Bachelor party, and hopefully not my last. While I am sure that this was not nearly as fun as the first 1502 bachelor party gathering will be, it was still a pretty darn good time. The only thing that kept this trip from being the best weekend of my life was the group of people I went with. Individually they're all great guys, but as a group the dynamic is just lacking. There are no set roles for guys to fill and on both nights I ended up by myself wandering around the various casino's drunk. That could have gone three ways, 1) I end up doing some crazy awesome thing and having a memorable night...X. 2) I could end up lost/drunk/ wake up somewhere I had no idea and get arrested for trespassing...X or 3.) I make my way home Check. But like I said, this little tidbit didn't make the trip any less fun, just kept it from being just any other good time I could have had in Atlantic City.
Friday I got picked up right after school, after waking up at 6, and was on my way. The first thing I found out when I entered the car was that we lost the penthouse reservation we had made months in advance. This was going to be my first time in AC without staying in a penthouse. I'm not a big believer of superstitions but this definitely wasn't a good omen. Anyways we arrive sometime after 5 and of course the 5 guys who got there about an hour before us are already drunk...so what do we do, drink and each Nachos....yup that was my only meal of the day after a 6:30 breakfast and 10:30 lunch...Nachos followed by a night of heavy drinking. In anycase we called up a Limo and headed off to the Casinos to do some gambling. Well we were all excited so we decided to do a Bachelor party bet of 20$ on Black at the roulette table, the idea being that if we won it would be an epic night....well we lost that bet...bad omen two ha. Again we were not dissuaded as we kept drinking and headed to the club. Here it seemed like our luck was about to turn...10 guys for about 40 girls in the club for the first 1.5 hours. We were a hot commodity and I think I danced with around 10 different girls and made out with 4 or so. But then our luck caught up with us, and around 12:30 everything fell apart. First of all we lost Frank and Adam...who was the best man. They just crashed and went home without announcing it. Then I noticed that we all started getting rejected by the cute girls and WAY more guys joined the dance floor. After that it was only a matter of time until the inevitable happened...we started to settle. As i looked around I noticed the girls that everyone was dancing with quickly deteriorate in looks and increase in weight. I won't get into any details here but lets just say that Stann's last effort of the night came in the form of walking the Biggest girl in the club back to her hotel room only to get left at the door with a "'thanks for walking me back, you're such a nice guy."
The more my observation skills kicked in the more my buzz went away and by the end of the night I was sober and disinterested. So I grabbed the bachelor and 2 other guys and we took a cab home...and I slept on the floor. Not the ideal first night but since we all made it back and 1 of us got lucky(albeit she wasn't the prettiest flower) I think it was a good night.
Saturday started with promise and finished with it as well. To keep to short, as it was a long day...We did some shopping, all won money at the Casino, called up some strippers, and had some good luck at the club. As for the details, after we won at the Casino, we were naturally in a good mood, so we decided to call up a bunch of "agencies" in the area. We got price estimates ranging from 200 for one girl to 5800 for 2 girls and "anything you could want" We ended up settling just for one because we figured that would be enough to surprise the groom to be, and it was. She ended up bringing a friend, who we only had to pay literally 50 bucks for....lets just say she wasn't even worth that ha ha. But it was a very nice experience, we tried to make a video, but it failed (a side note, I gotta get a mac, that photo booth trick could really come in handy to start a personal collection of my quest to 50). But the main girl was pretty darn cute and had a great body, which should be the case with a stripper ha. Anyways we pregamed with them and played all sorts of expensive stripper games and went on to the Casino. The only thing that could have made this night better would have been if all the women weren't...MARRIED!!! There were some beautiful women out and again since we arrived early the odds were in our favor. I danced with one for 30 minutes before I started to get more "intimate" and after a few kisses she slipped in the old "I'm married" line ha. Oh well. Oh but as for gambling everyone apparently won big tonight again.
Some side quests of the night....I ran into some random dude who offered us a blunt to smoke on the boardwalk, so of course I complied. I'm still not sick or anything so lucky break ha.
Stann was up to no good as usual.. He simply said "be right back" to me and in that time he found an iphone and a roomkey, he then decided to go to that room and investigate, where he stumbled upon and woke up a drunk girl passed out, then got attacked by her only to have two more people walk in, then he ran away and ran all the way home ha.
Perhaps a very poor outline of the weekend but you get the general idea, it was fun, but I am MORE looking forward to seeing all you guys in AA next weekend. I also spent too much money and now probably can't buy a new suit. Sorry Chin.
Haha, no worries man, are you still planning to bring the one you have now? Also, I can just imagine Stann running down the hall, soo funny.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Austin's bachelor party will be this crazy, but I do know that it will be in AA so that will be sweet.
As for the first 1502 bachelor party, I think we should start a dowry/money pool with ideas and all, give one of us some incentive to get married first.